My four Platinum Emperions would like to have a word with you.

[GreasyLazor]

[Grundoko]

You really have four of those?

My single Lilliana of the Veil would like to have a word with them...
Dealwit

[GreasyLazor]

Yes I do, not like I care that you do that though.
I also have 3 of these:


Also,

Untouchable army of 8/8's that make me unkillable unless you use infect.

Honestly Grundoko, you're playing against one of my TEST decks. You should have seen my Archbound and Eldrazi decks... dear god.

[Grundoko]

It concerns me not. My deck contains 4 pacifies and 4 arrests.

[Wulff]

*Pretends to understand what on Earth is going on*

[Jewfro]

*Pretends to understand what on Earth is going on*

^this

[GreasyLazor]

It concerns me not. My deck contains 4 pacifies and 4 arrests.

My Emrakuls cannot be targeted by those.
Basically, you're fucked.

[Astindan]

*Pretends to understand what on Earth is going on*

[Politis]

*Pretends to understand what on Earth is going on*

[Grundoko]

It concerns me not. My deck contains 4 pacifies and 4 arrests.

My Emrakuls cannot be targeted by those.
Basically, you're fucked.

It cannot be countered. It can however be enchanted, it does not have hexproof.

[GreasyLazor]

It concerns me not. My deck contains 4 pacifies and 4 arrests.

My Emrakuls cannot be targeted by those.
Basically, you're fucked.

It cannot be countered. It can however be enchanted, it does not have hexproof.

Protection from all colored spells, bro.
Enchantments are spells. You can't do shit. I can't even enchant it with my own stuff.

[Grundoko]

Ah, so you're right. My bad. Not like it makes much of a difference now, seeing as how Rise of Elderazi is no longer legal in Standard play :p

[Jewfro]

*looks at greasy* *takes greasy's deck* ............. *gives greasy back his deck*

have fun grundoko.

[GreasyLazor]

Ah, so you're right. My bad. Not like it makes much of a difference now, seeing as how Rise of Elderazi is no longer legal in Standard play :p

Standard play is usually for stuck up faggots. In this area anyway.

[Kavi]

Ah, so you're right. My bad. Not like it makes much of a difference now, seeing as how Rise of Elderazi is no longer legal in Standard play :p

Standard play is usually for stuck up faggots. In this area anyway.

We don't have enough players in this area to segment anyone as a "stuck up faggot" in terms of MTG.
 That's just how we float down here in Newfoundland.