Call of Duty hate thread

[Zamros]

After seeing how many "Cod sucks" phrases in Introductions, and with Modern Shitfare 3 on the horizon. I thought I might as well concentrate all the CoD hate into this thread.

I'll start.


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COD CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

[Politis]

Call of duty simply sucks, no need to over complicate it, I also hate it when anyone at school knows I'm a gamer they ask if I "Play call of duty?"

[Zamros]

Call of duty simply sucks, no need to over complicate it, I also hate it when anyone at school knows I'm a gamer they ask if I "Play call of duty?"

I know right? Some proper chavvy kid used to sit behind me in maths. And he would talk about CoD with his Codwanker (It's a term for wankers that play cod in my area) mates, and calls me a nerd? He's the one that obsesses over something that uses spreadsheets and averages to calculate stuff.

At least one good thing comes out of it. It teaches pricks how to maths.

[Politis]

Call of duty simply sucks, no need to over complicate it, I also hate it when anyone at school knows I'm a gamer they ask if I "Play call of duty?"

I know right? Some proper chavvy kid used to sit behind me in maths. And he would talk about CoD with his Codwanker (It's a term for wankers that play cod in my area) mates, and calls me a nerd? He's the one that obsesses over something that uses spreadsheets and averages to calculate stuff.

At least one good thing comes out of it. It teaches pricks how to maths.

Everyone who likes games in my area likes call of duty, the rest don't care. So, we don't really have a term to describe retards who play call of duty all day. Even the girls who like games are obsessed with call of duty.

[Zamros]

Everyone who likes games in my area likes call of duty, the rest don't care. So, we don't really have a term to describe retards who play call of duty all day.
[/quote]

Well see! /monocle
The term established from the word "Wanker" which we use in a term to describe the juveniles of such a manner. However these "Wankers" sometimes tend to play call of duty on a regular basis. They are labelled as "CodWankers". "Wankers" and "CodWankers" are usually the same sort of person.
For example:

• Chav
• Chav
• Chav
• Wierd Person
• Chav

[Jewfro]

fuck cod, it has no point, the story sucks freaking donkey balls, and who the hell has a name of "soap"? like seriously, what the hell is that. if any codfag at school ask's me if i have xbox live, or play cod in general i look at them and say *Minecraft* and walk off.

/dickmodez

[GreasyLazor]

After seeing how many "Cod sucks" phrases in Introductions, and with Modern Shitfare 3 on the horizon. I thought I might as well concentrate all the CoD hate into this thread.

I'll start.


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COD CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

This is what Call of Duty has turned into:

[Zamros]

That is correct... American football is a load of shite.

[Jewfro]

That is correct... American football is a load of shite.

<3

and im from America, whats wrong with this picture?

[Grundoko]

Call of Duty
Call of Duty: United Offensive
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 3
Call of Duty 4

What's the big deal? Seems like a good game series. As long as they leave it as it is and don't release any more... Wait what? There's more?

[Jewfro]

Call of Duty
Call of Duty: United Offensive
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 3
Call of Duty 4

What's the big deal? Seems like a good game series. As long as they leave it as it is and don't release any more... Wait what? There's more?

<3

[Astindan]

Good until 4, then they just started milking it.

[GreasyLazor]

Makarov is a Deep Cover agent pretending to be the leader of a terrorist group dedicated to supporting the newfound Ultra nationalist Russian Government.

He was working alongside General Sheppard and other members of congress to instigate a new world war that would end up getting the new russian government into deep shit with the US and eventually defeated and thrown out of power.

Since General Sheppard didn't need Makarov, or Task Force 141, he decided to kill them to tie up loose ends.

You play as Captain Price in the last mission and You and Makarov assault a Government building and assassinate a senator that was helping General Sheppard.

SOAP DIES
PRICE DIES
MAKAROV WAS A DEEP COVER AGENT ALL ALONG
MOSCOW GETS TAC NUKED
YOU ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

[Zamros]

YOU ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

I am buying this game...

[Grundoko]

It's not worth it Zamros! I will make you a program where you can kill the president of France as much as you want, just don't buy Call of Duty!